LIGHT THAT SHIT ON FIRe

Candle Club: Get a unique candle every month

Basic: $15 a month

Get a unique candle of our choosing every month with our month to month subscription no commitment and can cancel anytime.

Intermediate: $30 A month

Get two tea cup candles with unique scents every month. Exclusive code for membership to return teacup candle after use to get a signature scent for 50% off. Minimum commitment of 3 months.

Advanced $50 a month

Get unique scents only though, candle club with our large cereal bowl candles. Two large candles every month with exclusive scents and a surprise media candle in every box. No commitment and can cancel anytime.

Candle care tips

  • Hand molded bendy orange candle stick with purple flat sphere bottom

    Lighting

    The use of matches or a lighter is suggested to light the candle and not yourself or the surrounding area.

  • Burning

    Treat your candle like a toddler and never leave it unattended. Candles will be easier to manage since they won’t run away. But, left unattended they can set your house on fire like a toddler with matches.

  • Hand molded bendy green candlestick with ceramic holder

    Extinguishing

    Blowing the candle out is the best option for future use. You can use water which would make it unusable for future burnings.

Our Story

We are just a group of people who encourage you to safely light shit on fire. We encourage controlled chaos and hope our candles will satisfy the pyromaniac in you. Also, our candles smell really good.